Newer posts are loading.
You are at the newest post.
Click here to check if anything new just came in.

June 28 2017

9470 b255 500

baegod:

“I was serious, but I was also on drugs.” describes like the past five years of my life

9471 f89b
9472 c32c

cumleak:

i only truly understood where babies came from after i saw my pregnant childhood cat poop out her kittens

9473 c730 500

bulbasaurbutt:

sobeitjay:

Yall gotta stop letting people know all yall business bruh 

Sometimes I scratch my dick with a knife.

June 27 2017

2454 9605 500
2455 3a91

gvmb1:

got rid of yo bitch ass

2456 2d83
2457 4ec2 500
2458 eb36 500
2459 4c93 500

mediumsizedboy:

I’m so fucking scared

2460 e915 500

subtledildo:

If you don’t get serious about business, you’ll never have serious business #makingdatabigagain

June 26 2017

8274 57c8 500
8275 351c 500
Reposted bystragglerSmigol
8276 f997

disposableideas:

lilkimbra:

remember that time mrs incredible copied Rihanna’s iconic onstage fall #flop #rihductive

Did Rih’s entire face fall off tho

hedlunds:

im tired of things costing money

8277 4a07

ruinedchildhood:

biggest plot twist of my childhood

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

isws–kapou–kapote:

paganlesbean:

super-ghostbuster:

likeits1995:

tiny-septic-box-sam:

ggothclaudia:

adventureathlete:

thattallsummonerguy:

olisaurusrex:

true-blue-brit:

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

image

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….
image

I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.


image

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

SO PROUD

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

❤️❤️❤️

Reposted byelsmelicaadenianstragglercarlandlouisestrzepyslowostworgreywolfmakrosSmigolPuck152
Older posts are this way If this message doesn't go away, click anywhere on the page to continue loading posts.
Could not load more posts
Maybe Soup is currently being updated? I'll try again automatically in a few seconds...
Just a second, loading more posts...
You've reached the end.

Don't be the product, buy the product!

Schweinderl