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February 29 2020

vaspider:

shinylesbianeevee:

suspiciouscoconut:

thebibliosphere:

thebibliosphere:

thebibliosphere:

thebibliosphere:

thebibliosphere:

thebibliosphere:

Mark the electrician has been here for five minutes and he’s already said “well that’s…weird” twice from the other room and frankly I’m afraid to ask.

It’s not good when skilled tradesman are standing in the middle of your room pinching the bridge if their nose, is it?

Mark just referred to the wiring in our bedroom as “creative” and “interesting”.

This is fine.

And now he’s taking apart the ceiling. I’m not worried, are any of you worried? I’m not, haha, it’s not like this house was previously owned by someone who would do something stupid like try to wire their house themselves…or store tins of varnish under the furnace behind a secret alcove…

Ha ha…

Ha.

Hm.

Fuck.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S NO NEUTRAL WIRES??!?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S GROUNDED INTO THE SCREWS HOLDING UP THE CEILING LIGHT???!?!!

This post crosses my dashboard every so often and every time, I’m reminded of when I discovered that my whole house was grounded to a gas line.

Good times.

IT WAS WHAT?

We had knob and tube wiring laying naked next to the metal drainpipe of our clawfoot tub.

How no one was ever electrocuted, I have no idea. It shocked the guy working on our house several times.

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knittingnoodle:

kristycatz:

Business shrimp having business shrimp meeting

Very important meeting going on here

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thespectacularspider-girl:

klubbhead:

Fucking nuked from orbit

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teslanik:

darksidewalker:

Kylo Ren: Control yourself. A lightsaber? Interesting.

Stormtrooper who’s about to get promoted: If there’s one Jedi left, it’s not you

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chrispine-trees:

How does drawing a nose on a bee convey embarassment/regret/hatred??

The world may never know.

fatherharlot:

moonlandy:

i am so sorry for this

fullmetal-kinnie:

Oh sweet Jesus.

moonlandy:

HEY YOU

YOURE FINALLY AWAKE

moonlandy:

moonlandy:

moonlandy:

moonlandy:

moonlandy:

moonlandy:

His world now

moonlandy:

moonlandy:

moonlandy:

moonlandy:

moonlandy:

moonlandy:

moonlandy:

moonlandy:

moonlandy:

moonlandy:

moonlandy:

only if you forgive me

fullmetal-kinnie:

Forgive me.

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schuyleryette:

aquilacalvitium:

moonflowerlights:

ninthtravelingman:

nealdk:

whatarefishfingers:

ruffnutthorstonthebesttwin:

theprettiestman:

Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes

((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun.  Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier))

thank you, history side of tumblr.

He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs.

Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera.

Thank you medical side of tumblr

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOREVER

It’s always mandatory to reblog this whenever it appears

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foodchewer:

weak 

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gay-irl:

Gay🤔irl

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shromo:

surprisebitch:

thighschool:

me as a doctor

that look says she bout to beat that doctor’s ass

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sesiondemadrugada:

David Stenbeck.

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dancerindc:

This is why the gays fucking love this show.

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typical-pisces-chick:

wHAT THE FUCK

xphilosoraptorx:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

augustdementhe:

captainrinsuu:

chibikittens:

the-last-hair-bender:

durbikins:

goattrain:

mintycoolnessisrelevant:

mintycoolnessisrelevant:

mintycoolnessisrelevant:

mintycoolnessisrelevant:

mintycoolnessisrelevant:

do u remember those fuckers those…

those WEEGGh gHOGH stick fuckers

THESE

And theyre called….. oh no-

Hey baby ;)


Wanna touch my Groan Tube

Neon Groantube Evangelion

God that’s so ominous

I prepared myself. I prepared myself for the unholy utterances I was certain would be cast at me, as though they were being cast from hell, and yet I was so, so defenseless for the real thing.

God damn

…clown ghosts.

Art is cancelled

The screams and pleading wails of the damned

Doug Jones Appreciation Thread

slavetomyheadcanon:

neil-gaiman:

neil-gaiman:

punkspockispunkrock:

nireidi:

sabrineabboud:

as Amphibian Man in The Shape of Water

as the Pale Man in Pan’s Labyrinth

as Faun in Pan’s Labyrinth

as the Angel of Death in Hellboy II: The Golden Army 

as Billy Butcherson in Hocus Pocus

as one of the Gentlemen in Buffy the Vampire Slayer

as Edith’s Mother, Lady Sharpe in Crimson Peak

as Silver Surfer in Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

as Saru in Star Trek: Discovery

as Abe Sapien in Hellboy

Sometimes in this world you have to find you niche. And sometimes that niche is having rubber prosthetics glued to your body. Doug Jones has found that niche.

hes so many of my fave boys

Also the single sweetest person I have met in the entire acting profession. Doug wins.

And this is also Doug Jones.

…in Budapest, with my daughter Maddy, long long ago in 2007. From http://journal.neilgaiman.com/2007/07/circus-drums-in-distance.html?m=1

Doug isn’t just a human special effect because he acts well under latex. He inhabits each of his roles, at a level of discomfort and with a lack of sleep that I would find murderous. (Think how early he needs to be in in the morning to have that latex glued on. Think how late filming can go. Doug has rights he sometimes elects not to use, in order to keep a production moving. I’ve seen him asleep propped up in order to keep a movie on schedule.)

And just the gentlest, sweetest person in the business. Today accidentally wound up as Me appreciation day on Twitter. It’s nice to appreciate Doug.

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whymo1:

Gonna be me after working 56 hours straight

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cuntanadien:

imaginativeghost:

Gay sex has gotten complicated

I can’t believe straight people watch this and cheer

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